How many beers have we made since we began in 2012? Not enough for us to put a stop to this pointless charade. Here’s a photo gallery of our unique brews and a link to a mind-numbing GIF.
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Got 15 seconds to spare? Relive the history of Beat Them Brewing Co. with the animated GIF.
Black Rage Stout: This is the one that started it all.
9 Day IPA: Because sometimes you have to leave home for more than a week.
Malt Disney: If DisneyWorld’s lawyers call, we’re not home.
Picking Up Poorter: This beer contains no fecal matter (to the best of our knowledge).
10 Day IPA: For really, really long journeys outside the Garden State.
Malt Disney: The Mouseterpiece Collection.
Black Rage Bacon Brew: If the estate of E.B. White calls, we’re not home.
50 IPA (Spelly Edition): Enjoy this one lying down.
50 IPA (Scotty Edition): Like 9 Day IPA, only much, much older.
Queen Andrea’s Revenge: A roasty black lager for the pirate in all of us.
Last Call!: All good things must one day come to an end.
Mike’s Unfiltered Ale: This is the one your momma warned you about.
Old Lady Skinner’s Candy Bag: Help yourself to a sweet and bitter oak-flavored treat.
Dark Side of the Wheat: If Pink Floyd’s lawyers call, tell them about the class-action suit.
You’d Think It’d Be Bitter: If you saw how much citra hops we dumped in this, you’d. But you’d be wrong. Practice every day.
Mr. Goodbeer: Looking for Mr. Goodbeer? We only have a few left, so look elsewhere, please.
Silly Old Beer: You’re going to “like” it, except for maybe the estate of A.A. Milne, whose lawyers have been in touch.
Jimmy’s Around-the-World-in-8-Days Ale: Perfect for long journeys across the Garden State.
Tour de Beat Them 2014: Atlantic City seemed like a good idea at the time. Atlantic Highlands was closer.
Wayno! Never again wonder what to say when you see Wayne Gretzky at an airport.
Sawanobeeri: Celebrating those who abandon you.
Pump It Up: A pumpkin porter, when you don’t really need it.
It’s a Beer!: A bundle of joy for any father of a 21-year-old girl.
VIM Golden Potty Ale: When you’re on a mission from God, drink this.
Om Brew: Pop the cap for cosmic vibrations.
MAN where did all the raspberry GO IPA: Don’t expect much for your birthday, and you won’t be disappointed.
VIM Golden Potty Ale (2016): A heavenly reward for those who complete their chores.
Tres Equis IPL: An unfiltered beer inspired by an unfiltered man.
Rage Stout: Celebrate 5 years of a FAKE brewery with a REALly good beer.
Dopple Vision: The perfect beer for dirty white boys. Serve cold as ice.
Beat Them University: A liquid diploma to celebrate 4 years of hard drinking.
Gordon Lightbeer: Best enjoyed while singing songs of shipwrecks.
Picking Up Poorter (St. Patrick’s Day edition): Still no fecal matter, we think.
Fly Eagles Fly: A limited-edition beer for a limited-edition championship.
Papa’s Got a Brand New Beer: Please please please try me. It’s out of sight. It’s super bad.
The 4th Wiseman: “… and the 4th wiseman was the wisest of them all.”
